Antioch: "Better ten men and ninety corpses than a hundred people."
Most Likely To Kill You With: anything that comes to hand.
Arbiter: "So you claim you're innocent? Well, I *am* surprised."
MLTKYW: due judicial procedure.
Barabbas: "When you least expect it."
MLTKYW: You'll never know.
Bartholomew: "So, the area of the human soul would therefore equal
the
radius of a healthy brain multiplied by..."
MLTKYW: exposition.
Caliban: "What is reality? What is illusion? I know. You don't."
MLTKYW: your own worst nightmare.
Daedalus: "Everybody run! I think she's going to blow!"
MLTKYW: good intentions.
Dionysian: "Fight for your right to party!"
MLTKYW: drink.
Gatekeeper: "Do not ask what lies beyond the gate. Such knowledge is
not for the uninitiated."
MLTKYW: boiling oil.
Gethsemane: "If you are tired, look to us for rest. If tortured, for
peace."
MLTKYW: kindness.
Gulliver: "Well, that's *quite* an impressive story. But let me tell
you about the time..."
MLTKYW: fifteen men on your chest.
Jugurtha: "What you mean, possyl... possyb... polyss...? Say or be
hit!"
MLTKYW: something heavy.
Lascari: "Bu Lascari sleeps the fishes." (or, "KILL CHARLIE
FISCHETTI!")
MLTKYW: poison.
Melmoth: "Are you *sure* you couldn't be persuaded on that point?"
MLTKYW: unfulfilled promises.
Mordecai: "You're looking for the aesthetic, not the ascetic. Don't
waste
my time."
MLTKYW: exposure.
Palatine: "Our father who art in heaven bless this thy servant's
weapon
that it may steep itself in the blood of the blasphemer..."
MLTKYW: +5 Holy Avenger.
Revenant: "I never drink... wine!"
MLTKYW: Protean 2.
Sardanapalus: "Come now. *Everyone* has their price."
MLTKYW: mercenaries.
Tatterdemalion: "Help! I'm being oppressed!"
MLTKYW: weight of numbers.
Vermiform: "Get back to work NOW, you lazy slugs!"
MLTKYW: the hard end of a whip.
Vervain: "I'll have you know that the blue blood of aristocracy flows
in my veins..." (cue everyone else, "Really? Do you want it to stay there?")
MLTKYW: duelling rapier.