Curriculum Vitae Name: Addrian W. Spod Address: Room 403, Sir Clive Hall, Spodchester University. Age: 20 Marital Status: Single. Nationality: British Education: Spodchester Grammar School University: Spodchester University (formerly Spodchester Polytechnic) Degree: I am doing a degree in Computer Science. Languages: I like C, and have done some Pascal. As well as the following BASICs (BBC, Amiga, ZX81, Spectrum, Atari 400, Commodore 64 and Dragon 32) Hobbies: I am an avid contributor to Monochrome (or Mono for short). Mono is a pseudo-intelligent bulletin board that allows me to talk to people like myself all over the world. Consequently I have many friends all over the globe: such as France (LePrompt, LeCursor, LaForke), Sweden (Saäad), and America (Tacobelle, Macdons, B_King, KFC, Wendy, Sheri, Godislove). I regularly contribute a diary column, which is the best of all the diaries on Mono. I have an active social life, being in the terminal room most nights, and I go to lots of "meets." Reading: I read lots of Roger Ratshit and UNIX man. pages. Interests: I am interested in computers, bulletin boards, the internet, the world wide web, the global gridiron, the planet-wide plexus, the multi-cultural mesh, the publicly-accessible reticulation, and the communal wicker-work. I enjoy computer games. I like dangerous on-the-edge music, such as Roxette, Bon Jovi and Big Country. I enjoy spotting and naming the computers in films. Referees: J Snail, Lecturer, Spodchester University. Simon Disease (Dulljob on Mono), Network Operator, Fourswine, Bigheap and Chumpty (Chartered Accountants).