The Incredible Top-Tens and other assorted Lists Section

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"It's Incredible" Jesus McBeaver, Daily Independent Times.

"It's a Top-Ten Section" Jesus McObvious, Weekly Express Moon Sun-Dance Kid's Section.

Oasis Albums - what they should be called.
Chinese Cartoon Delicacies.
Female Comeback's and Male Comecomebackbacks.
Top Xmas Hits.
Gender-Specific Magazines - a comparison chart.
TV Lists.
10 Failed TV Spin-offs.
Internet Abbreviations.

1) Escape route.
2) Exit.
3) Get the Sam Hill outta here.